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 Name::Bradley Reid Freeny II From::Clinton, Mississippi, United States View my complete profile  Mr. Bean Moment #1 Feed Bags New Column Flickr As easy as A+B+C=D I'm BAAAAAACCKKKKK! NYC Here We Come! A Wii Problem A Menagerie of Three Nickel Creek 3  July 2006 September 2006 October 2006 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 September 2007 January 2008 May 2008 June 2008 September 2008 |
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Monday, October 23, 2006White and NerdyOk, Weird Al is back and better than ever! And this time, he has written my theme song and sings it to the tune of "Ridin' Dirty" Enjoy! 
Tuesday, October 03, 2006Editorial: Sonic Experience a Let-down for the Freenys I recently had the worst Sonic experience I have ever had. This is the Sonic that I vowed my allegiance to when the new location opened across from Wal-Mart. That allegiance was never tested, as I soon found out the new location and the old one are owned by the same people. If my allegiance had been tested, however, the experience I am about to relate would have completely broken it. My wife Britney and I pulled up to America's favorite drive-in, eager to order a much-needed supper. I pushed the button to place my order. Here is the conversation that followed, as best as I can remember. I shall call the Sonic employee Monica. Monica: Welcome to Sonic, may I take your order? Me: Yes, I would like a number 1 with cheese, ketchup, and mustard only with a Coke. And can I pay more to get onion rings instead of fries? Monica: So you wanna what? Me: Umm, a number 1 with chees, ketchup, and mustard only with a Coke. And I would like onion rings instead of fries. (long pause) Monica: Ok, so you wanna number 1 with cheese, ketchup and mustard and some onion rings? Me: Well, yes, but I want the onion rings instead of fries. (long pause) Monica: Ok, that will be $4.89. Me: Wait, I haven’t finished my order yet. (long pause) Monica: Is this on the same ticket? Me: Yes. Monica: Go ahead. Me: Ok, I’d like a number 4 with only lettuce and tomato. For the drink I would like an apple juice limeade. (long pause) Monica: You want what now? Me: A number 4, only lettuce and tomato, and an apple juice limeade. Monica: A number what with what kind of limeade? Me: Can you hear me? Monica: (with extreme attitude) I could if you would turn your music down. Me: (here’s the kicker) That is the music that Sonic is playing out here, not mine. Monica: Oh . . . Me: Well, I would like a number 4 with lettuce and tomato and an apple juice limeade. (extremely long pause, during which Britney and I almost leave) Monica: Ok, that will be $9.55. The carhop delivers the food, we pay, and then we check the order. Surprisingly, the sandwiches are correct, but my fries are missing. I then have to press the button AGAIN! Thankfully, Monica does not answer. I tell them the problem, and they quickly bring out the fries. They do this only after stating that I was not charged for fries. I was. It says so on the receipt. I will be frequenting the location across from Wal-Mart from now on.
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